queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

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knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

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setbabiesonfire:

It’s sad when you break up but neither of you wants to but you’re just not compatible together even though you love each other. You’re left having to constantly remind yourself that you’re in love with the person you started dating, not the one you broke up with.

"The same man cannot step foot in the same river twice, for he will not be the same man, and it will not be the same river."

(via sparklesonmyface)

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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surprisebitch:

dutchster:

imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk

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thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

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homosexuhaul:

hate-that-sadness-in-your-eyes:

Photographer Francois Brunelle has been working on an amazing project; searching for people who look strikingly similar but have no relation to each other. These are some of this incredible finds.

(Source: southbound-is-heaven, via sparklesonmyface)

This needs to change

This needs to change