found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"I plan on changing my ways, I'm just procrastinating" - Joe Budden
Matthew Furjencio Lopez.
Rap/Sports/Comedy/Video game Fanatic.
“@ddlovato: ladies, be brave today… take off your make-up and stop using those filters!! WE are beautiful!!!”
Please realize that women face so much criticism for their looks that they now have to be BRAVE to present themselves naturally, and that’s NOT OK. If a man presents himself naturally, he’s considered manly, but if a woman presents herself naturally, it’s not considered womanly at all. That needs to change, immediately!
Playing footsies with yourself to get your socks off because you’re to comfortable to reach down and pull them off
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID ITholyFUCKING SHIT
someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air
in front of Tony Hawk
AND STUCK IT
"OH SHIT, HE MADE IT"